Back in the day i had some good fanfic lines...

Ha. I found most of my old accounts on ff.net...and I read my stories. I think I should make a NEW account and write those over and fix all the errors. Because I could do it. Successfully.

Here are a few of my most genius lines though:

Welcome to the Family Tree-Story

"Great! The one day I ACTUALLY am on time, and the greasy git cancels class! Just my bloody luck!" -Ron Weasley

"Pot-Potter, follow me to my office." Snape almost slapped himself when he stuttered.

"I think it's dreadful to see Hufflepuff get flattened by Ravenclaw, since half of them in Ravenclaw turn as bad as those in Slytherin." -As said by Harry Potter

"Well, if you ever feel dizzy again, come straight up here."
"I will," Mortania started walking away, she then muttered nonchalantly "not." -Poppy & Mortania

"Clairese, what the bloody hell is that? A speck of Hydrogen with Sodium Chloride?" Severus asked pointing to the tear. Clairese smiled, then looked at Poppy, who rolled her eyes and then urged them to continue.

"Harry, I know a lot more than what you think, about you."
"Of course, who don't I mean; I don't even know the whole story of me." Harry winced.

"Mr. Weasley, do you have something you want to share with the class?"
"Uh....No sir. Nothing that they would want to hear."

"...I expect to see a dark red potion at the end of class, and Mr. Longbottom, minus 100 points for the potion you are about to blow up, spew, whatever you are going to do."

A Snape Christmas

"Can you believe? That something so fragile can break so clean sliced? Something that glitters and shines, can just be gone in a moment? You know, I have come to find a lot of things like that....one being a heart. You see, when I give away my heart, I intend to do just that...not have it played with and forgotten like it was nothing....do me a favor Severus..." The red haired girl smiled. "When you take someone's heart, only take it for eternity...and like this silver Christmas bulb, and the black one on the tree already, you have to hold them, and keep it in something soft, when you pull it out, hang it carefully and cherish it...in case it ever breaks. Treat it like a snowflake, and love it....as if it were to disappear. You see, in the future. I want for you to grasp that one special thing and hold it near. Keep it warm, and never let it stray, for I am afraid..." She held the bulb by it's metal hook and let go. "That not everything stays the same." -At Hogwarts, 1977.

A Summer with the Family

"Mummy! I heard scary noises last night!" Little Hope said as she walked down the spiral staircase into the kitchen, holding a teddy bear tightly against her chest.

Malissa snickered slightly.

"Well, Hope-"Clairese began uneaily but then looked up, smiling at Sasha and Mortania, "Sasha could you explain to her please?"

"We have a poltergeist in the attic, forgot to mention that." Sasha said, reassuring her.

Mortania sat there with a confused look on her face then turned to look at her step-sister, as she did so, she mouthed the words 'poltergeist?'

Sasha rolled her eyes and said, "Don't ask."

"I wasn't planning on asking." Mortania said as she turned to face her bowl of cereal.
-CHAPTER 1

A NEW FAMILY

Prologue

Let's think about this, there are two different worlds, one realistic to some people, and one realistic to the other people. What would you think if you thought you were part of one world....then discovered that you were part of the other world only imaginable.


"Well, if it isn't Potter." Mortania looked at the group standing before her. "Had any luck escaping this summer?"

"Had any luck at the deatheater meetings?" Ron shot back. Mortania Riddle looked at him, eyes narrowed.

"Actually, yes." When she said this every word was dripping with pure hatred.-Chapter 1

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Ha, well, what do you think? I was quite the one for theatrics...and humor.